Interruption

We interrupt this program to announce

An interruption, please stand by

We interrupt this program to announce

That your 15 minutes of fame has been cancelled

We interrupt this program to announce

Change that isn’t

We interrupt this program to announce

The end of the world, please stand by

Idly

We interrupt this program to announce

That we are really, really sorry about putting this program on the air

We interrupt this program to announce

Something important that we’ve just been told we can’t tell you

So carry on but you might want to pack a bag

We interrupt this program because we can